When you leave your facebook logged on and your boyfriend goes through and deletes 90% of your guy friends and reads all your messages , 

all while your in the shower.

destroyeroftheuniverse:

This sounds pretty cool and interesting but my chances of getting something are pretty low.

(Source: themagic-carpet, via fretfucker)

(Source: imthegayfriend, via eniiiid)

I think im dying .